The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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