Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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