why didn't you poke me back
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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