This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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