none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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