best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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