wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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