Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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