I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
God I need to hump something, right now.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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