i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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