You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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