i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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