ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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