hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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