So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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