Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
