if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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