belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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