imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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