you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
