She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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