i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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