he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
