Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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