What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I forgot how hot balto sounded
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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