I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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