She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I looked at my own cervix.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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