Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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