So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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