I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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