this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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