I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sponge bath it is.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
