she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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