So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You are a genius and a whore.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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