"it" just moved
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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