I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she told me i tasted like america
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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