i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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