dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
