i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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