i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I got inside last night via doggy door
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
