my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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