in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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