this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
