Can Purell be used as lube?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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