It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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