Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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