ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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