It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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