i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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