go do what you do best...puke behind churches
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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