make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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