question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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